Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
January 12, 2011
January 11, 2011
January 10, 2011
January 9, 2011
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.