Quotes N Jokes

January 14, 2011

#232

Filed under: marriage — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:46 am

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

January 13, 2011

#231

Filed under: marriage — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:45 am

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

January 12, 2011

#230

Filed under: marriage — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:44 am

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.

January 11, 2011

#229

Filed under: funny — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:43 am

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

January 10, 2011

#228

Filed under: funny — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:43 am

Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.

January 9, 2011

#227

Filed under: funny — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:42 am

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

January 8, 2011

#226

Filed under: funny — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:41 am

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

January 7, 2011

#225

Filed under: funny — 95DollarDivorce.com @ 4:41 am

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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