Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
#231
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
January 12, 2011
January 11, 2011
January 10, 2011
January 9, 2011
#227
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
